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The new Prachanda

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By Babbler

Prachanda, an atheist, seems to have started to believe in God and spiritual power. Prachanda’s daughter was seen receiving the key of the PM’s official residence in Baluatar amidst an auspicious time. PM Prachanda shifted to Baluatar from his private residence in Khumaltar at the auspicious time advised by a priest.

In Baluatar also, he performed a special pooja after shifting there.

All these are the changes seen in Prachanda and his family. Thank God, belated, Prachanda has started to believe in God and the spirituality described by the Hindu religion!

Words are in the mouth, yet, unable to speak

Dr Baburam Bhattarai, who wished to remain as a foreign puppet rather than becoming a leader or a statesman of the country, was instrumental in introducing the present constitution imposed by foreigners.

Bhattarai has twitted that under this political system, it is impossible to form a majority government by a particular party. Note, Bhattarai was the chair of the constitution drafting committee in the constituent assembly. Therefore, he is responsible for introducing the present political system. He knows, the system cannot function but he cannot speak although words are in his mouth!

Cheater government

After massive pressure from all sides, the Nepal Oil Corporation has been compelled to reduce the price of petroleum products. In general, the business policy is that taking profit worth 10 per cent is okay but NOC is found taking profits up to forty to fifty per cent in selling petroleum products. Such an act is punishable. When the government itself is involved in such cheating, punishing others by the government authorities is an immoral act.

Moreover, in the name of the construction of the Budhi Gandaki Hydropower Project, the government is collecting Rs 10 per litre of petroleum products. Until now, the government might have collected hundreds of billions of rupees but the government is unable to say where has gone the fund as it has not been invested for the construction of the project.

This is an act of non-transparency and cheating on the consumers.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

  • How will there be unity between the party led by Prachanda and the party led by Baburam? One is the drafter of the MCC agreement, the other is the explanatory declaration! What is the destination of the people’s war with the fusion of these two?

Nimkant Pandey

  • Feudals are proud of Resunga Airport, spending 34/35 crores!

Gulmi which can be reached in 3/4 hours from Butwal by road, who will travel by plane, except those feudal?

Improving the road from Butwal to Palpa and Riddy, the lifeline of the people has never been a priority.

Krishna Ghimire

Mahatma Gandhi did not create India, he only made India independent from the British. He is the father of the nation of India, his photo is printed on the Indian currency and placed in government offices. If spoke or wrote anything against him, there will be a public lawsuit.

Because of the integration of this country by Prtithivi Narayan Shah, it was saved from the British. Still, we are conservative in honouring him.

Roshan Shiwakoti

  • Looking towards the Gorkha district, Baburam, Narayan Kaji, Rishi Katel, Eknath Dhakal, Ram Sharan, all are the Gorkhalis but foreigners’ agents. A big insult for Gorkha.

Arjun Gyawali

  • The decision of Sher Bahadur, Poorna Bahadur, Shekhar, Sitaula to give a vote of confidence to the government was made a few days ago according to the instructions of the Indian intelligence.

Sujit Mahat

 

  • Those who are proud to become foreign clowns rather than their own country’s servicemen call themselves revolutionaries and democrats! They are neither revolutionary nor democratic, only the orderly servant and foreigners’ brokers.

D.P. Adhikari

 

  • India has placed Gandhi’s photo on its currency. China has put Mao’s photo on the currency. Why not put the photo of Prithvi Narayan Shah, who unified Nepal and formed the kingdom, on Nepali notes? Come on, let’s all take initiative to keep Prithvi Narayan Shah’s photo in the note.

Jeevan Shreshtha

 

*Today in the Supreme Court’s canteen, a friend said: Ranjan Koirala has been released. Resham Chaudhary is going to be released. No action will be taken against Ravi Lamichhane. Action will be taken only against the ward chairmen and the Subbas of the ward. Some judges have DV PR. Finally, they take off their black coat! I kept quiet.

Bimal Pokharel

  • If Prachanda does not become the prime minister, it will be a disaster. And the rest will be troubled when Prachanda becomes the prime minister. Nepali politics is stuck here.

Muma Ram Khanal

  • Bismarck’s German unification has been respected by Karl Marx. Stalin Lenin respected the Russian unification done by the Czar. In Nepal, the progressive intellectuals, congress and communists who do not respect Prithvi Narayan Shah are the foreign agents.

Arjun Gyawali

  • If Nepali Congress wants to be honest, from now on, it should stop sitting on the shoulder of any communists and go to the government or cooperate with them and try to make the democratic parties go around! In this way, even if will get 10 seats in the election, that will be the seats of his self-respect!

DP Adhikari

  • It is foolish to think that the Nepali Congress, born in India, named by India, raised on India’s food and water, will work for the benefit of Nepal!

Bashu Dev Pantha

  • Give the responsibility for conducting biometrics and the job delivering passports and driving licenses to the postal service.

Sudeep Khaniya

(Compiled by Sushma Shrestha)

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